The Crack Page (Good E-mail Page)
Some folks obviously 'get it...'
A real "hall of famer" who (sadly) munged his return address wrote:
Howdy Ho Mark,
Gosh you're looking swell. I was surfing around for pirated software,
but I was not disapointed to find your site. Looking at all those cracks
just reminds me of home. You sure smell alot like flowers.
I especially liked the pic of the crack pyrimid, and the find the
apricot pic. I found the apricot right away. It was freaky. I had to have
found it in under a second. After looking at it for a while to make sure I
didnt mistake it for another crack, I was reassured that I had indeed
found the apricot. I have a suggestion. Maybe you should have a "find the
apricot hall of fame". If you take me up on this suggestion, then put me
down under the sub one second catagory. And if people get bored of that,
then you could also have a "find the fisting pic". If you haven't noticed,
there is one there. Well, I have only noticed one anyway, there may be
more. Mmmm. There be some nice cracks on that pic.
Anyway, I must leave now. Kisses!
P.S. Don't forget to brush your teeth.
Just another AOLer wrote:
ROTFLMAO! Holy sh!t Batman, that was SO F@CK#NG FUNNY,
I nearly died laughing!!! Now if only others understood me
like you do!... ;-)
An apparent software developer wrote:
I love this page.
That's a buttload of cracks, by crackie.
Can't stand hackers/crackers/spammers/deadbeats!
Let em all come here for their cracks!
I got a crack for them as well!
Some guy with a funny e-mail address blurted out:
Yeah! I'd rather have a pool of asses than illegal sofware anyday!
A funny heckler whose name sounds like a good brand of ice cream
wrote:
Some people might suggest you are only making an ass of yourself,
but I disagree. This page just cracks me up. No butts about it.
A alleged government operative wrote:
I laughed... I cried... I sent the URL to all my friends!