America's 2004 Race for
President
This page is devoted to the candidates in America's 2004 Race for President.
Democrats:
John Kerry, the tough Senator from Massachusetts.
Dennis Kucinich, still there for comedic value.
Republicans:
George W. Bush, a member of the Bush oil dynasty.
Independents:
Will Ralph again spoil it for Democrats?
Let's honor those who cannot run, have chosen not to run,
or have dropped out:
- Al Gore (waiting for the right time)
- Bob Graham (saw that his star had faded)
- Idi Amin (not a U.S. citizen, deceased)
- Carol Moseley Braun (dropped below 1% in polls)
- Tinky Winky (America is not ready for a gay president)
- Dick Gephardt (lost those he had served for decades)
- Joe Lieberman (saw the writing on the wall)
- Wesley Clark (was splitting votes with John Edwards)
- Howard Dean (fell fast, will stay on the ballot)
- Papa Doc DuVallier (still vacilating between two)
- John Edwards (decided to be good and maybe get VP slot)
- Al Sharpton (now focusing on defeating Mr. Bush)
Quotes from strange bedfellows:
"You're nuts!" - Bart Simpson
"Yeeeeeeeeah!" - Howard Dean
This page is maintained by Mark Walsh, and was last updated
on 05/11/04.
He can be reached at
mark@km6xu.com.